About

I’m a burgeoning hippie, borderline nomad, and pinup aficionado. I’m the Slytherin version of Hermione Granger and the tattooed version of Ann Margret.  I aim to survive the zombie apocalypse, eat my weight in cupcakes, and spend more time in the water than the little mermaid. My money is spent solely on comic books, push up bras, and candy. Bikinis and books are my kryptonite as well as my energon. I have too many fantasies to be a housewife, and given enough coffee my sights often turn to world domination.

When words prove to be too fickle a beast to contend with, I post pretty pictures here: http://rubylockslouise.tumblr.com/