in my former life, i accrued seriously sparkley karma to deserve this. in my next life i’m sure to be a porter potty. (edit: port-a-potty. shut up. the fact that i don’t know how to spell the proper name of shit receptacles just means i’m a fucking FANCY PANTS)
It’s times like these.
Times when I’m having complete conversations in Clueless quotations with my bff: Texas Edition, that I realize how epically fucking blessed I am.
Because seriously.
I am surrounded by the most brilliant and gorgeous women in the world. True, all of my lady loves reside ACROSS THE FUCKING COUNTRY FROM ME, but still, they’re mine.
And they’re happy to have conversations solely in Cher Horowitz speak, send me pictures of shoes (and boobs!), call me by pet names that include mustard, fauna, and anderson, and are just all around fucking amazing.
Chicks that hate other chicks amuse me. They just haven’t met the right ones yet.
As for me.
I’m in love.
rubylocks 
“This is where Dionne lives. She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like for people to be jealous of us.”
We are even MORE than this! Hahaha. ❤